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What would happen if people started reporting on the worst that we think could be in the emails? Abbott could sue for defamation but the proof that what was being said was false would be contained in the emails that would need to be presented.
Clearly the embarrassing information is that Abbott's wife cucked him with Musk and that is why Abbott is why they are getting divorced.
I heard Abbott likes to get pegged by dogs, and he was discussing using ketamine during the act with Musk.
Lot of people are saying it
Yeah, Abbott is in a wheelchair because he's paralyzed. You know what kind of questions dumbass Elon asked him. Abbott's responses were probably just as bad.
Somehow, I don't want to know.
These questions are why we invented investigative journalists.
Feel like investigative journalists should be asking more important questions than 'does your dick work?'.
No no.
they're for going through the "does your dick work" questions in the emails so we don't have to.
Their sacrifice is appreciated.
He'd just give the emails under sealed cover.