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[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

colonel im trying to infiltrate a home but the clap of my asscheeks keeps being detected by the wifi signal

[โ€“] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Alert: the Wi-Fi has detected high-waisted mom jeans.