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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 73 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

ancient romans and greeks be like "look at this uncivilized oaf with his ridiculously huge dick, what a barbarian"

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OP is craving Ancient Roman roleplaying then, great idea

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If nothing else, the clothes are fire! Bring back antiquity-style tunics and robes for men.

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I live in an area with a lot of somali/Sudanese immigrants and every so often one of the dudes will come in wearing one of these and I'm lowk kinda jealous shit looks comfy asf.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

I bet it is! Gotta be comfy if you can wear this in those climates without passing out.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

Prepare the kynodesmē!!

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Linguists now agree that the word "copium" was coined in ancient Rome.