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How tf are you supposed to coerce someone to become a scientist
Its when big meanie Stalin has a stick, and he beats you over the head with it to turn you into a scientist by sheer force of communism.
You thought that was a stick, but it was just the backend of Stalin's spoon, famous for the deaths of 100,000,000 Ukrainians
You evile Ten-Key! It was actually 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Ukrainians.
Still mad at the spoon for not giving me a vision like JT :(
"Pour that liquid into the beaker woman. You better be doing science or else" -stalin
Women belong in the laboratory. There, I said it.