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New Trolley Problem Dropped (hexbear.net)
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[–] context@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago (7 children)

forcing the truck to stop

so the diagram is not to scale and there's some time here to react. why not just pick up the baby? run up, grab the kid, and lunge back towards the sidewalk. sure, the truck and car are going to collide atop your legs, but you'll save the kid and be able to sue ford, tesla, and both drivers. given a split second to decide, i think that's clearly the way to go.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago (5 children)

the baby is made of a very dense material

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