Evidently this swampmoding swelter is a byproduct of late-Summer corn perspiration or 'corn sweat'. All I know is the air hurts and I don't have no A/C. Time to see what slop they're slinging at the cinema!
E: update I went to play cards at an air conditioned bar with my friends and now I got two box fans pointed at me.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: