Please commit to your words and actions. Commit to the fucking turn you were going to make right in front of me, before stamping on the brakes at the last second. Commit to a fight after challenging me on not risking my life around your shitty driving.

Do I "want to fucking go"? You have no idea how much I want to fucking go. I have to cycle around idiots like you all day, if you step out of your armoured wankmobile i am going to sink my teeth into your flesh and not let go. I will bite your flabby fucking tits off. I will beat you with my fists and helmet and entire fucking bike until a kind samaritan pulls over to drag me away from your limp body.

Anyway, if I ever mysteriously stop posting you should be able to dox me by googling "cyclist eats driver UK".

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[–] Teapot@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This has never happened to me, once, after biking hundreds of hours in DC. Maybe you are the problem?

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

I won't pretend I don't aggravate asshole drivers by signalling they're a wanker, but unfortunately it's a common experience across the cyclists I know, and technically an improvement on 15 years ago when I stopped cycling because of the number of people who tried to run me off the road.

[–] Tom742@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

jesse-wtf

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

waking up and going "today, i think i'll choose victim blaming" is a brave and powerful choice

[–] Teapot@hexbear.net 0 points 11 months ago

i-think-that